Pass the Pen

In which stationary changes hands. That is, is not stationary, if you will.

Running Rings ‘Round Roger

In which someone says something they shouldn't.

In which there is nothing at all illegal about Burke's plan, I assure you.

In which Vicky plays third wheel to embittered same-sex exes. Get used to it.

In which There's Something About Matthew.

In which no amount of world building can save this show's supporting cast.

In which Victoria Winters comes to Collinsport and is immediately told to leave.

In which I wax philosophic about soap operas, vampires, and why Tim Burton Just Doesn't Understand.