Father Figures

In which Maggie makes friends and Malloy chooses his enemies.

Is This a Pen I See Before Me?

In which Carolyn hijacks Burke's date and gets more than she bargained for.

In which somebody else tries writing this thing. Good luck.

In which it's all a facade, my dear boy.

In which Dark Shadows has only so much time to figure out what to do next, so why not do some incel stuff?

In which ordinary soap opera things start happening and I don't think I can handle the shock.

In which things fall apart, the center cannot hold.

In which Sam Evans saves the day.

In which There's Something About Matthew.

In which David struggles to plant a suppository.