Jerk Melvin and the No Good, Very Bad, Really Screwed the Pooch, Episode

In which Burke takes one step forward, and tumbles down all the rest.

He Said, You Said, I Said, Who Said

In which everyone looks and nobody finds and not much else happens because it isn't Friday yet.

In which somebody else tries writing this thing. Good luck.

In which two stories are conceived, but only one will be carried to term. Mercifully.

In which reading is what? Fundamental.

In which it's all a facade, my dear boy.

In which Dark Shadows has only so much time to figure out what to do next, so why not do some incel stuff?

In which everything gets wrapped up neatly. Too neatly.

In which the Law comes to Collinwood and prepares to not win.

In which Vicky plays third wheel to embittered same-sex exes. Get used to it.