Is This a Pen I See Before Me?

In which Carolyn hijacks Burke's date and gets more than she bargained for.

Running Rings ‘Round Roger

In which someone says something they shouldn't.

In which reading is what? Fundamental.

In which it's all a facade, my dear boy.

In which Dark Shadows has only so much time to figure out what to do next, so why not do some incel stuff?

In which ordinary soap opera things start happening and I don't think I can handle the shock.

In which David makes a friend and Liz makes an embarrassment of herself.

In which there is nothing at all illegal about Burke's plan, I assure you.

In which things fall apart, the center cannot hold.

In which everybody wants Justice.