Is This a Pen I See Before Me?

In which Carolyn hijacks Burke's date and gets more than she bargained for.

Storia Ex Nedilo

In which two stories are conceived, but only one will be carried to term. Mercifully.

In which reading is what? Fundamental.

In which it's all a facade, my dear boy.

In which Dark Shadows has only so much time to figure out what to do next, so why not do some incel stuff?

In which ordinary soap opera things start happening and I don't think I can handle the shock.

In which the suppository can no longer be hid.

In which the suppository surfaces at last.

In which David makes a friend and Liz makes an embarrassment of herself.

In which everything good is excellent and nothing is bad enough to be un-good.