In which we learn something important but disappointing.
Author: ThePlotMurderer
This has gotta end someplace!
Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?
In which this mayonnaise doesn't look fresh to me.
The Fish Tube Principle
In which things even themselves out sooner or later.
This Old House
In which our house is a very, very, very Old House.
The Scarecrow and Mrs. Johnson
In which Burke hatches a (slight) conspiracy.
The Devlining: Part Eleventy-Six
In which Burke Devlin does what he does best, whatever that is.
David’s Choice
In which Roger hatches a scheme.
Here’s to You, Mrs. Johnson
In which we make a new friend.
Point of No Return
In which Dark Shadows escapes cancellation. Somehow.
Disturbing the Peace
In which Matthew keeps a promise.









